The Lame Allens

NEW HOME!!

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Check out the ALL NEW AND IMPROVED Lame Allens at http://www.joshuallen.com/category/comics/. Update your bookmarks! Starting next week, all new comics.

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Hello all! Starting this week, I'll no longer post four strips each week. I'll still post new ones here and there, hopefully a couple each week, but I won't post a new one every day.

Check back often for new posts, and if you haven't already, you can keep up with the posts by becoming a fan of the strip.

Love!

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Note: Bluff in the Pines will return next week! To give Carrie the week off, Josh has graciously agreed to whip out 5 Lame Robot comics on the fly. Enjoy!

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See the real headline here.

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Note from the Creators of BitP and The Distant Future

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We're sorry we slacked off this week. Several things came up and one of us got sick. However, we are striving to bring you more hilarious episodes of Bluff in the Pines Monday through Thursday, and The Distant Future each Saturday. Stay tuned for more hilarity next week!

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Next Sunday Josh and I will celebrate nine years of marriage. He may often be the butt of the joke here at Bluff in the Pines, but he is the sun in my sky, the Vern to my Earnest, the love of my life.

At last count, there were 5,991 reasons for me to love Josh as much as I do. Listing every last one of them here would be highly unrealistic, so this week, please enjoy a random sampling of them in comic form. Happy Anniversary, Sweetie!

Come back tomorrow for more!

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(Friday from here on is Josh's day to draw a strip. I hope you enjoy these as much as I do.)

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No new strip today. Enjoy a rerun.

Love!

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Sorry for the delay. My home Internet wasn't working this morning, I can't access Blogger from work, and Josh has the flu. Good stuff!

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Comic from Josh II

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Comic from Josh

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Hooray for Draw-Your-Own-Strip week! It's really working out exactly as I'd hoped!

So, even though I've received a ton of strips already (seriously, like, four..t..ine...niner..elevenish), you should keep them coming. I want to make sure I have enough to last the whole week (I totally do already!), but a little extra would be nice. In case my email was typed incorrectly when I posted it earlier this week (not that I think this might be an issue at all), here it is again: carrie_r_allen@yahoo.com.

Love!

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Josh and I are moving across town on Saturday. Because I plan on being very busy, what with the packing, labeling, cleaning, whining, arguing with Josh, contemplating murder, and keeping the dog from freaking out and peeing on the bed, I won't be posting any new comics this week.

For next week, however, I would like to give you, the fan(s), a chance to have your interpretations of Bluff in the Pines posted for all the world to see. I want you to send me your own Bluff in the Pines strips and drawings, and I will post them next week. I use Microsoft Paint because I'm ~~cheap~~ easy to please, but you can use whatever program or format you prefer. Get your dog to draw one. Get your baby to draw one. Get your creepy uncle to draw one. Also, feel free to take crazy liberties with the strip. Put Carrie in space! Give Josh a mullet! Parallel universes are always fun, give that a try! Email your drawings to carrie_r_allen@yahoo.com.

Have fun and happy drawing!

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I didn't draw a new strip for today, so I posted a mistake strip that I drew last summer. I have no idea what was supposed to happen or who the dude was supposed to be, all I remember is that I zoomed in too far when I drew said dude and when I zoomed back out he was really really small.

Enjoy your Thursday, and send some love to Mr., Mrs., and Baby T. Good luck, you guys!

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